if Life is an experiment, men on dating apps are my rodents.

i wrote 30 (thirty) unhinged responses to hinge’s dating prompts. why? to sum up every dating profile in the world–

i love the office.
chipotle all the way.
i am overly competitive about everything.

reading the same, tired jokes over and over is enough to make a person (me) lose their mind. so one day I did. and did this.

agency: my phone
role: defeated dater